Saturday, 19 September 2009

Amanda to the rescue

It happened again...

I'm bored. This time, I decided to do something worthwhile with my time. So, here's my idea: Why don't you, dear readers, tell me whatever you problem you might have, and I'll see what a super strong girl can do about it.

Anything is fine by me. Need a tree removed? No problem. A house demolished? I'd love to. A skyscraper moved? Great fun. Ask away.

15 comments:

  1. Amanda,

    I hate to see you bored, whole continents are in danger while you are. :)
    I've got a full scrapyard, including whole trucks and construction machines, but all my crusher tools are broken.
    Can you help? I'm sure your way of disposing will be very interesting.

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  2. Can you mend a broken heart?

    Benji dude

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  3. Anonymous, How's Tuesday sound? It shouldn't take more than an hour.

    Benji, no, I'm really sorry, that's one of the few things I can't help you with. But you can always talk about it with me.

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  4. Tuesday would be terrific. Amanda, you're the greatest!

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  5. As you may or may not know, yellowstone national park over in the US is just the tip of a massive supervolcano which is *technically* overdue for an explosion which would likely leave North American uninhabitable for years to come, not to mention other devastating ecological problems. It might be possible though to tap multiple magma holes and relieve the pressure in a safer manner by releasing it into either the ocean (requires extremely long underground drilling) or an uninhabited area (though the force of the eruption would still have to be carefully contrained)

    I figure it would take about four days to find a site for the release and to evacuate the area. My biggest concern is that some of the melted rock might have addtional toxins/aciditic properities from mineral leaching.

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  6. mmm, that sounds... interesting.
    I'll deal with that when I get some time off from my long schedule of sunbathing and showing off.

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  7. Evil bad guy wraps you up in some newly invented cables. Really gets you stuck, this may actually make you break a sweat muscling out of! You enjoy the thrill of the struggle since nothing has been a challenge in forever.

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  8. amanda its your gymastics girls what can we do with our crushed spinach cans ? we are crushing boulders right now

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  9. read my new post, it might give you some ideas ;)

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  10. hi becky here im one of your girls you coached i just flexed & a gold medal was on my bicep ! i just lifted & crushed an army tank ! hows that for spinach power ?

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  11. Donald Trump24/09/2009, 13:39

    I have a problem, but I've got a feeling that even you won't be able to take care of it.

    I just bought some land over in New York, but there's a vacant skyscraper... a few hundred stories tall, but vacated due to some kind of building codes or something, I don't concern myself with that... blocking my view of the East River.

    If you could go ahead and lift and carry that skyscraper out of my way, I'd be sure to find a way to compensate you for it. If not, YOU'RE FIRED.

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  12. Donald Trump27/09/2009, 15:58

    Well? You decided if you're gonna move that skyscraper or not? I'm a busy man.

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  13. Well, depending on what you want me to do with the building, it sounds like a lot of fun.

    Just remember that I never moved a house before, let alone a skyscraper. No guarantees ;)

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  14. Donald Trump28/09/2009, 17:44

    Well, originally I didn't care what you were gonna do with it. But now Homeland Security is worried about civilian casualties or something. So if you could throw it into space, that'd be great.

    Even better, I made a multi-million dollar deal with my good buddy Bill Gates... I call him Billy. As you probably know, there's a meteor heading for earth, and it's larger than the Sun. He said we're doomed, and there's nothing that can stop it. I told him that not only could YOU stop it, but you could stop it with JUST your pectorals.

    So that's the itinerary. First lifting and throwing a skyscraper into space, and then flexing your pecs as a sun-dwarfing meteor hits, slamming into your pecs as you flex them and shatter it, sending the biggest parts back into space, with a pec flex alone.

    I've got a lot of money riding on this, so don't screw it up for me. You do this, and I'll make sure you get paid just what you deserve.

    It'll be HUGE.

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  15. Hey Amanda, I hear you are bored. Well, we could use some help up here. One of the government's secret science projects, an effort to recreate dinosaurs as in Jurassic Park has gone awry, and the Northeastern United States is now overrun with Tyrannosaurus Rexes and saber-tooth tigers.
    Help!

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